zombie need to know (and a little extra)

"An outbreak of zombies infecting humans is likely to be disastrous, unless extremely aggressive tactics are employed against the undead. While aggressive quarantine may eradicate the infection, this is unlikely to happen in practice. A cure would only result in some humans surviving the outbreak, although they will still coexist with zombies. Only sufficiently frequent attacks, with increasing force, will result in eradication, assuming the available resources can be mustered in time" -m.discoverychannel.com

zom•bie
  /ˈzɒmbi/ [zom-bee]
–noun
1. (in voodoo)
a. the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by
a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.
b. the supernatural force itself.


2. Informal.
a. a person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote; automaton.
b. an eccentric or peculiar person.


3. a snake god worshiped in West Indian and Brazilian religious practices of African origin.


4. a tall drink made typically with several kinds of rum, citrus juice, and often apricot liqueur.


5. Canadian Slang. an army conscript assigned to home defense during World War II.




Cons of being a zombie:

Diminished Job Opportunities (article here)

Interracial Dating (pro & con break down list)

Limited Food Options (food options)

Lack of Beauty Rest (verified proof)

Ok, now im bored with that.. I'm pretty sure the cons of being a zombie are obvious anyways.. And as far as pro's go, I cant imagine any.

Zombie Survival Skillz & Necessities
○Balanced Gun/ Cross Bow/ Range Weapon
○Ammo/ Fuel/ Food
○Transportation (combined good mpg rating & armor capabilities)
○Shelter (weather proofed, in center of empty field/ on island)
○Ability to:

Fend for yourself

Run faster than the rest of your group

Be stealty

Kill infected loved ones guilt-free

Keep yourself entertained

Recipie to Make & Keep A Zombie
○Voodoo Zombie Powder (main active ingredient: tetrodotoxin)
○Undead Paste (Sweet potatoes, cane syrup, & datura)
○Salt Free Foods (human flesh acceptable)

1)Feed powder to unknowing (or masochistic) victim. The main ingredient, tetrodotoxin, is a potent poison that binds to nerve cell membranes and blocks transmissions in anyone who ingests it. The poisoning is often fatal, but in sub-lethal doses it can induce complete paralysis and slow heartbeat and respiration to imperceptible levels, mimicking death so convincingly that the victims may be pronounced dead by medical rescuers, (hopefully) to later awaken.
2)Then force-feed the victim the undead paste. The datura is a genus of plant also known as the “zombie cucumber” and it contains the hallucinogens atropine and scopolamine which induce symptoms that include confusion, delirium, psychosis and amnesia.
3) Maintain your zombies by feeding them a salt-free diet, which helps keeps them listless and lethargic, so they can't mutiny.


Past Zombie Outbreaks
[link]

Possible Future Zombie Outbreaks
disclaimer: this is purely speculation. do not make future plans based on these dates
○Dec. 20, 2012
○Late Fall, 2010

Practical Options to Prepare
○LARP Zombie Attacks [image]
○Left4Dead [link](Personal Favorite)
○Online Simulation [link]